The difference between theory and practice, is that in theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.
- Richard Moore
The 3 great virtues of a programmer:
Laziness, Impatience, and Hubris.
- Larry Wall
The best definition of a gentleman is a man who can play the accordion -- but doesn't.
- Tom Crichton
Your mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.
- Matthias Elter
I might disagree with what you have to say, but I'll defend your right to say it to the death.
Software is like sex, it is better when it is free.
- Linus Torvalds
People who think they know everything tend to irritate those of us who do.
- Oscar Wilde
Think about how stupid the average person is.
Then realize that half of them are more stupid than that.
- George Carlin
My taste is simple, the best.
- Oscar Wilde
Great minds discuss ideas,
Average minds discuss events,
Small minds discuss people.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive anyway.
- Elbert Hubbard
Light travels faster than sound.
That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- Allbert Einstein
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein
Happiness isn't something you experience, it's something you remember.
- Oscar Levant
God bless the American legal system
A glorious machine that turns stupidity into cold hard cash!
- The Drew Carey Show
Working weeks come to its end, party time is here again.
- Come with me, Depeche Mode
I want to run
I want to hide
I want to tear down the walls
That hold me inside
- Where the streets have no name, U2
Got a letter from the government the other day.
Opened it and read it. It said they were suckers.
- Black Steel In The Hour Of Chaos, Public Enemy
It's a small world and it smells funny
I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money
- Vision Thing, Sisters of Mercy
I'm a 21:st century digital boy
I don't know how to live, but I got a lot of toys
- 21:st century digital boy, Bad Religion
When will the world listen to reason?
When will the truth come into season?
I have a feeling it will be a long time.
- It'll be a long time, Offspring
I didn't believe in reincarnation in any of my other lives.
I don't see why I should have to believe in it in this one.
- Strange de Jim
If a man has a strong faith he can indulge in the luxury of skepticism.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
I'm a firm believer in the concept of a ruling class,
especially since I rule.
- The movie "Clerks"
If there's no light at the end of the tunnel, get down there and light the darn thing yourself!
- Lauri Watts
Unix is the most user friendly system I know, the point is the it is really selective about who is indeed its friend.
- Luigi Genoni
It's the mature and adult thing to do!
How does that affect me?
Dates are for having fun and people should use them to get to know each other.
Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynette, age 8
CNNESPNABCBCVTNT, but mostly BS
- Television, Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprasy
What did you do yesterday?
I did absolutely nothing and it was everything I thought it would be.
- The movie "Officespace"
I drink to make other people interesting.
- George Jean Nathan
When everybody is out to get you, paranoid just seems like a good idea.
- Woody Allen
How to relate to women:
Treat them like compilers that take simple statements and turn them into big productions.
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
- Frank Zappa
Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing,
but none of them serious.
- Boxer Alan Minter
Plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.
- Dwight Eisenhower
Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.
- R. D. Laing
I'm on a seafood diet.
When I see food I eat it.
- The Drew Carey Show
I'm bi-sexual. Whenever I want sex I have to buy it.
- The movie "Splitting Heirs"
What do you think of western civilization?
I think it would be a good idea.
- Muhatma Gandhi
If you don't know where you are going you are never lost.
If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%?
Acceptance testing: An unsuccessful attempt to find bugs.
Jag spenderade mina pengar på sprit, kvinnor och sång.
Resten slösade jag bort.
(Roughly: I spent my money on women, drinking and singing.
The rest I squandered).
- Unknown Swede
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
- Samuel Butler
Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't.