Thursday, October 9, 2014
Tuesday, September 2, 2014
The difference between theory and practice, is that in theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.
- Richard Moore
The 3 great virtues of a programmer:
Laziness, Impatience, and Hubris.
- Larry Wall
The best definition of a gentleman is a man who can play the accordion -- but doesn't.
- Tom Crichton
Your mind is like a parachute. It works best when open.
- Matthias Elter
I might disagree with what you have to say, but I'll defend your right to say it to the death.
Software is like sex, it is better when it is free.
- Linus Torvalds
People who think they know everything tend to irritate those of us who do.
- Oscar Wilde
Think about how stupid the average person is.
Then realize that half of them are more stupid than that.
- George Carlin
My taste is simple, the best.
- Oscar Wilde
Great minds discuss ideas,
Average minds discuss events,
Small minds discuss people.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive anyway.
- Elbert Hubbard
Light travels faster than sound.
That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- Allbert Einstein
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein
Happiness isn't something you experience, it's something you remember.
- Oscar Levant
God bless the American legal system
A glorious machine that turns stupidity into cold hard cash!
- The Drew Carey Show
Working weeks come to its end, party time is here again.
- Come with me, Depeche Mode
I want to run
I want to hide
I want to tear down the walls
That hold me inside
- Where the streets have no name, U2
Got a letter from the government the other day.
Opened it and read it. It said they were suckers.
- Black Steel In The Hour Of Chaos, Public Enemy
It's a small world and it smells funny
I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money
- Vision Thing, Sisters of Mercy
I'm a 21:st century digital boy
I don't know how to live, but I got a lot of toys
- 21:st century digital boy, Bad Religion
When will the world listen to reason?
When will the truth come into season?
I have a feeling it will be a long time.
- It'll be a long time, Offspring
I didn't believe in reincarnation in any of my other lives.
I don't see why I should have to believe in it in this one.
- Strange de Jim
If a man has a strong faith he can indulge in the luxury of skepticism.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
I'm a firm believer in the concept of a ruling class,
especially since I rule.
- The movie "Clerks"
If there's no light at the end of the tunnel, get down there and light the darn thing yourself!
- Lauri Watts
Unix is the most user friendly system I know, the point is the it is really selective about who is indeed its friend.
- Luigi Genoni
It's the mature and adult thing to do!
How does that affect me?
Dates are for having fun and people should use them to get to know each other.
Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynette, age 8
CNNESPNABCBCVTNT, but mostly BS
- Television, Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprasy
What did you do yesterday?
I did absolutely nothing and it was everything I thought it would be.
- The movie "Officespace"
I drink to make other people interesting.
- George Jean Nathan
When everybody is out to get you, paranoid just seems like a good idea.
- Woody Allen
How to relate to women:
Treat them like compilers that take simple statements and turn them into big productions.
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
- Frank Zappa
Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing,
but none of them serious.
- Boxer Alan Minter
Plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.
- Dwight Eisenhower
Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.
- R. D. Laing
I'm on a seafood diet.
When I see food I eat it.
- The Drew Carey Show
I'm bi-sexual. Whenever I want sex I have to buy it.
- The movie "Splitting Heirs"
What do you think of western civilization?
I think it would be a good idea.
- Muhatma Gandhi
If you don't know where you are going you are never lost.
If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%?
Acceptance testing: An unsuccessful attempt to find bugs.
Jag spenderade mina pengar på sprit, kvinnor och sång.
Resten slösade jag bort.
(Roughly: I spent my money on women, drinking and singing.
The rest I squandered).
- Unknown Swede
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
- Samuel Butler
Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't.
Monday, September 1, 2014
I also included a few newer photos and updated my about page with things that happened in the last decade. I also took time to update my resume which also hadn't been updated for the last decade. I also have some really cool interactive stuff going on in the resume section. Check it out and tell me what you think.
Saturday, August 30, 2014
It has been a long time since I made any posts so here is a short update.
First of all I got married to the lovely and beautiful Lisa DuMouchel (Now Lisa Johnson). We met through a common friend while she was living in San Francisco in early 2012. A little bit over a year later we were married on the 4th of October 2013 at the Saint Regis Monarch Beach in Dana Point.
Moving to Long Beach in a couple of days. I'll be sad to leave Laguna Beach, but the new place looks really nice as well. It also have more room for guests if anybody want to visit.
Tuesday, June 18, 2013
Although he agrees with the court decision that naturally occurring genes should not be patentable he disagrees in why this is the case. In his views it shouldn't be patentable because he doesn't believe in genes at all. Makes me all fuzzy inside to think that this is the guy that is one of nine final voices in legal matters in the worlds currently only super power.
Thursday, June 13, 2013
For the first time in over 5 years I have achieved true Inbox Zero meaning that I do not have a single message sitting in either my personal or work email inbox. I decided to make a concerted effort to achieve this earlier in the week and after archive over 1500 messages I am done and it feels great!
Removing old inbox messages start getting really easy once you get a couple of months back in your list since very little of that is current any more. It's just that if you never take the time to go through the whole list you never get around to removing this from your inbox and if you have something that is actually important you will have a real hard finding it. In the emails that were over 1 year old I found less than 10 emails in my case that contained information that was still relevant and important. That said I would have a real problem finding that information since it was just sitting around the 1000+ un-filed messages in my inbox.
Now it is just interesting to see how long I can hang on to this.
Thursday, January 24, 2013
I just realized that my credit report has several errors on it. None of them should reflect my credit, but I just thought I would take some time to fix it. The problems I have is that for some reason there is an extra address that they all think that I live on and also I am apparently according to some of them owning a US company (That also doesn't exist), which is problematic since I am not allowed to operate a company in the US based on my visa.
Trying to deal with this is kafkaesque. First of all Experian just flat out refuse to give me my free annual credit report so there is nothing I can do there for now. They give me a weird error message that refers me to a phone number that when called refers me back to the web page. There is also no place on their web page to either call or email someone about issues. I wish I cared enough to sue, because I am pretty sure what they are doing is illegal... But who has the time.
The other ones actually does work and I have successfully at least lodged a request to remove the address I've never lived at. However the company that they think that I own is nowhere on my credit report for me to even dispute and I have no idea how to get that off there so I guess I am screwed there too.
Will be interesting to see if they will actually modify my report... So far I am not super optimistic.